timo Posted September 29, 2005 Author Share Posted September 29, 2005 Do your worst with Carol Vorderman. I could do with a rush of pure joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyspikey Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 forgot to mention that tallentless couple of nerks_-ant and dec!!--love to give em a good crack!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anj1364 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Can't agree with you there Mikey - We like them! Two people who spring to mind with me are: Michael Winner - Thank god they've replaced him with a mouse on that ad. Peter Stringfellow. Don't think there's anyone I'd like to slap more than these two. I could quite happily use all my slapping strength on these two all day and night. As an afterthought I would like to slap them two on that Herbal Essences ad - the one where his socks are in the drawer next to his loincloth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rad Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 The one I had forotten but needs a mention is 'dangerous' dave pearce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous_Si Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Originally posted by mikeyspikey forgot to mention that tallentless couple of nerks_-ant and dec!!--love to give em a good crack!! Absolutely agree, also Ally Mcoist:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleharris Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Originally posted by timo Do your worst with Carol Vorderman. I could do with a rush of pure joy. Ok, sorry it took so long Timo, I have been away. Carol vorderman... Well, for a start, I would twist her arms behind her back in a full nelson, and use a nail gun to attatch them to her head. I would then push her down a steep flight of stairs to watch her struggle, with the recent disability of her arms. I would then throw a few bricks down the stairs after her. Following this, I would walk carefully down the stairs, and rip her hands from her head and stick the nails in her eyes. Then finally I would say "try going on countdown now you utter bitch!". Any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted October 3, 2005 Author Share Posted October 3, 2005 Watch out, fellow posters, we have 'a live one' here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Originally posted by uncleharris Ok, sorry it took so long Timo, I have been away. Carol vorderman... Oi!!! Mitts off Carol you sadist!! You give Carol a break, and I'll gladly hand over Richard and Judy with a life-sized Jade Goody to slap them with. Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugarnspice Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Originally posted by timo Watch out, fellow posters, we have 'a live one' here! Yes and I am very very scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleharris Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Why be ye scared when ye could be rejoicing at her pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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