happyhippy Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 richard for never letting judy talk *THAT* self-righteous pompous ****, you're damn right. It has to be up there - loathesome turd that it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 My (probably unpopular) choice is the whiney voiced and totally irritating Russell Brand. Thinks he looks like a rock star, he just looks like a pillock in a costume. A virtual slap round the chops for him from Draggletail & Longshanks, and a kick up the @rse for good measure. *feels better and makes mental note to keep radio6 turned off on Sunday mornings* Agreed Draggletail. The man's a walking provocation for a damned good beasting. We could use his love of young ladies to lure him up to a hotel room with the promise of a 18 yr old blonde's maidenhead, once inside and waiting naked in bed for his non existant paramour to leave her precoital preparations in the ensuite we choose our moment. We could pounce from the bathroom roaring bloodcurdling curses at him while he cowered as we battered his shaking form with pool balls in socks until he yielded....... bleeding and shaken he'd painfully drag on his clothes and as he crawled towards the door we could simultaneously kick him up the backside until he exited the room. Thinking about it I'm going to scream "WHO'S THE DADDY? WHO'S THE ****ING DADDY" as I bludgeon him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted October 6, 2006 Author Share Posted October 6, 2006 I think you will find, dear heart, that I am the Daddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 O.k Timo ..... No trouble. I'll have your burn and phone cards when the screws give out canteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlantica Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Got to agree with Sweetcheeks - June Sarpong is THE most vile thing on television. I'd like to stand her on the railway platform next to Chris Evans but I'd like the passengers on the train to be wearing one of those four sided cheese graters on their hands as they flew past. That would shut the irritating self opinionated beeeatch up !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Eamon Holmes Bruce Forsythe Ian Wright Everyone in Eastenders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draggletail Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 The little one with the 70s Macca hairstyle and geeky specs in Cbeebies 'Big cook little cook' Grrrr, slap 'is 'ead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisTodd Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Graham Norton. The panel of judges on all of the "talent" shows around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Gordon Ramsey Simon Cowell Alan Sugar Jamie Oliver Ben Sheppard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 I'd love to slap Jerry Springer, Jeremy Kyle, Trisha and all the other presenters of C word infested talk shows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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