ReginaldD Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Joey Barton, if he's classed as on tv. He gets on Match of the Day when he's not in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shims Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Clarkson is a GOD! I do tend to worry about those who think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennybongo Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Please leave the v funny Justin Lee Collins alone! and the lovely Davina come to mention it. As for Alan Carr he's ****, why's he on the telly? give him a slap from me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizzle Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I would love to slap Jade Goody That thing called Danielle Lloyd double Davina Mcall Geri attention seeking Helliwell Chanelle wannabe Jordan Houghtan Michelle Heaton Fern liar Britton Cheryl why am I famous Cole Danni no expression Minouge & the cast of HollyOaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewpot54 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 That bald headed little cockney runt Dominic Littlewood. The whole common tow rags who play dart on tth T.V. They want rendering down and made into axle grease. All of their tawdry gold rings donated to the local dogs home to me melted down and used as dog tooth fillings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glennis Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 (edited) Amanda Holden and hardly anyone turned up to watch her switch on the lights. Great! Edited November 24, 2010 by Glennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutyertrap Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Cheryl Cole deserves a slap. It'd be a change for her to be on the receiving end of one for once. http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/story/attendant-speaks-out-about-tweedy-attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harri73 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 All this has brought to mind a wonderfull idea for a game show "Celebrity Coachcrash" how good does that sound, each week 10 celebs are voted onto the bus, by way of a poll on the sheffield forum, the top ten with the most votes get a seat, the coach then launches itself off surprise view(hathersage), whoever survives the drop and bear in mind there is the railway line at the bottom of the hill! the survivors then as a reward get a slap! Anyhow here's a few celebs I would most like to slap: Jeni Falconer lionel blair ronnie corbett cliff richard jeff brazier all the X Factor hopefulls (that could be a double coachcrash, an xmas special) myleen klass jamie and louise redknapp wayne and colleen rooney alex ferguson jimmy savile bruce forsythe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaranthus Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Alan Carr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBooHoo! Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Who would you most like to slap in the face, from the parade of talentless grotesques we are regularly exposed to on television, radio etc? In my case, I would like to don black leather gloves and repeatedly slap the face [Gestapo-style] of Cliff Richard. I would relish administering a thrashing to the unctious visage of the 'Peter Pan of Pop', as revenge for his sickly, oily music ['Mistletoe and Whine' etc], and 'Jump up and down for Jesus' Evangelicalism. Leave Cliff alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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