Who has the most slappable face in entertainment?

[Scozzie]

That horrid little &$*%head, Justin bloody Beiber.

His face just makes me angry!

I'd love to slap his face

With a fish

That is filled with bricks.

[cressida]

Quote Rainbow 2411:

 

Originally Posted by LordChaverly View Post

 

Some excellent candidates for a well deserved and vigorous slapping here. My own impromptu list is:

 

Titchmarsh;

Skinner;

Parkinson;

Dawn French;

The red haired gnome from Simply Red (can’t even remember his name);

Llwellyn-Bowen;

Robbie Williams;

Geldof;

Bono;

The Labour cabinet (all of them);

 

 

I do miss his posts, anyone know where he is these days?

 

His posts regarding badly behaved children were so funny

[mjw47]

Jeremy Clarkson

 

Russell Brand

 

Bono

 

Geldof

 

Diane Abbot. Have never, and would never, hit a woman but sorely tempted.

Yes I know strictly speaking she's not in entertainment but it's close enough.

 

John Cleese. One trick pony, single talented, repetitive git.

[Bonzo77]

Jeremy Clarkson

 

Russell Brand

 

Bono

 

Geldof

 

Diane Abbot. Have never, and would never, hit a woman but sorely tempted.

Yes I know strictly speaking she's not in entertainment but it's close enough.

 

John Cleese. One trick pony, single talented, repetitive git.

 

John Cleese? Don't get that one? I understand the others.

[lectrolove]

The red haired gnome from Simply Red (can’t even remember his name);

 

Mick Hucknall. Good call, I'd forgotten about him but yes he's loathsome. In a similar vein, whatsisname out of Simple Minds.

 

Am I the only one who would love to see Guy Martin beaten to a pulp? Blokey professional Northerner in the worst possible way.

[rossyrooney]

Geldof is a good shout ... The more slaps the better.

[mjw47]

John Cleese? Don't get that one? I understand the others.

 

I find him highly irritating, originally he was slightly amusing in Monty Python and Fawlty Towers, but that was back in the early seventies and he's been playing the same part ever since.

 

Even in the beginning I never found either of the programs hilarious, amusing, but no more.

 

Pythons was English Public schoolboy humour which gets tiresome after awhile.

 

Cleese has been doing the same shtick with no alteration ever since. I strongly suspect from what I've read about him that he's actually playing himself, a sarcastic, supercilious, grumpy git.

 

He has a habit of turning up in American sitcoms when they start running out of ideas.

 

Each time this happens I groan inwardly, because first of all the program is probably ending, and secondly I'm about to be treat to this one trick pony's act which I have been seeing, without variance, on and off for forty years.

[rainbow2411]

Today I want to nominate 2 off Sky News' most deserving candidates my 1st choice is Adam Boulton who's fat spiteful face should be slapped hard and often and running a very close 2nd is the ever insufferable Kay Burley, I really really want to wipe that self important, prissy 'aren't I just so very clever' look off her stretched face. There I feel better already

[Member]

Geldof is a good shout ... The more slaps the better.

 

You can give his mate Bono a few from me whilst your at it.

Self important, patronising, arrogant lying hypocritical scumbag of the highest order that one is.

 

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Jeremy Clarkson

 

Russell Brand

 

Bono

 

Geldof

 

Diane Abbot. Have never, and would never, hit a woman but sorely tempted.

Yes I know strictly speaking she's not in entertainment but it's close enough.

 

John Cleese. One trick pony, single talented, repetitive git.

Agree with this list but i wouldnt slap Clarkson. Hes too funny to slap.

[Bonzo77]

I find him highly irritating, originally he was slightly amusing in Monty Python and Fawlty Towers, but that was back in the early seventies and he's been playing the same part ever since.

 

Even in the beginning I never found either of the programs hilarious, amusing, but no more.

 

Pythons was English Public schoolboy humour which gets tiresome after awhile.

 

Cleese has been doing the same shtick with no alteration ever since. I strongly suspect from what I've read about him that he's actually playing himself, a sarcastic, supercilious, grumpy git.

 

He has a habit of turning up in American sitcoms when they start running out of ideas.

 

Each time this happens I groan inwardly, because first of all the program is probably ending, and secondly I'm about to be treat to this one trick pony's act which I have been seeing, without variance, on and off for forty years.

 

I didn't think he'd done much since Python and Faulty Towers. I love the man. Grumpy and old as he may be and I don't think he's got a slappable face. Russell Howard, or that guy who was in the paralympics who think's he's funny, I'd give their face a slap or two.