redrobbo Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 A Guy's Job A guy sticks his location, In a girl's destination, To increase the population, For the next generation. Do you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? Emanuel Udrija Naughty, but funny! Here's a poem in a similar vein (nb I may have posted this previously - but if so, let's still have a smile by reading it again! ) she being Brand -new;and you know consequently a little stiff i was careful of her and(having thoroughly oiled the universal joint tested my gas felt of her radiator made sure her springs were O. K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her up,slipped the clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she kicked what the hell)next minute i was back in neutral tried and again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my lev-er Right- oh and her gears being in A 1 shape passed from low through second-in-to-high like greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity avenue i touched the accelerator and give her the juice,good (it was the first ride and believe i we was happy to see how nice she acted right up to the last minute coming back down by the Public Gardens i slammed on the internalexpanding & externalcontracting brakes Bothatonce and brought allofher tremB -ling to a:dead. stand- ;Still) ee cummings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 The snowdrops are out and spring is not so far away so this is one of mine own. Reasons to be cheerful Snowdrops in the library grass Nodding at me as I pass A yellow crocus was lifting her face Towards the sun from a sheltered place. I had a letter from the Dr I consult Saying I was fine and that the result was very pleasing, but I must confess ‘To a delightful lady’ was in the address It just made my day In every way. hazel Just looked out and saw the snow, not quite as cheerful now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon1 Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 He finally said I love you As I looked into his eyes And found his longing stare I stopped myself from saying words That showed how much I care I put my hands up to his face To hold my feelings in I wouldn't say the words again To show my love for him The last time I had told him How much he meant to me He put my hands away from his And said to leave him be I never spoke the words again For fear of his deep fright I thought it was the last time Untill that blissful night His fingers traced around my face Pushing hair away And I was quite unprepared For he was to say My heart beat quickly, My head raced on I thought that I might cry He looked at me if he might faint Imagine this strong guy But never would be more impressed With anything he'd do Than when he took that heartfelt leap And told me "I love you" Anon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon1 Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 bless ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 What a lovely thread this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon1 Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 What a lovely thread this is. what a lovely lady you are pats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 I particularly liked your last poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon1 Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 I particularly liked your last poem. sweeet innit . how you bin babe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 sweeet innit . how you bin babe? Ok, hows your breathing Sol ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon1 Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 Ok, hows your breathing Sol ? am hoping the immunologist will be able to do summat abaat it next month! thanks for asking hun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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