mr_blue_owl Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Someone once asked me if my Filipina wife was a 'Mail Order Bride', which I thought was hilarious. I then imagined all these brown paper parcels going through the mail with girls inside them bound for the westrern world Lost in the Post I was reading one of those magazines With pictures of girls from the Philippines It said they delivered ‘brides by post’ So I picked out the girl I liked the most Now she was a girl named Angelina Dressed in a bikini down at the marina She looked real good laid on the deck So I filled in the form and wrote out a check I watched for the postman coming to my house To deliver a package containing my spouse But I never got the girl I liked the most My mail order bride got lost in the post I went to the Post Office in the High Street I said to the clerk ’I’m expecting a treat A hot Asian babe from over the sea Please tell me that you have a parcel for me’ ‘Can you describe the contents please’? I said ‘Five feet tall with 36cs’ But he couldn’t find the girl I liked the most I guess she must have got lost in the post I begged him to please take another look So he opened up an important looking book As he read these words I was so dismayed ’ Returned to Sender - Postage Underpaid’ So I reached right over gave him a smack For sending my cute Filipina back For she was the girl I liked the most My mail order bride was returned in the post He said ‘Hey man adjust your attitude When your girl arrived she was in the nude She should have worn postage stamps at least So we had no choice but to send her back East ‘ Sweet Angelina, I never even kissed her So I got the magazine and ordered her sister ‘Cos she’s the girl I like second most I hope she doesn’t get lost in the post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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