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What Should I Call My NEW Bar?


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Almost every suggestion so far sounds like a cheap and nasty night club.

If you use purposely misspelled words or plays on common phrases or words in the name of your bar then it will always sound like a low class dive that will attract the appropriate clientèle. If this is what you are going for (which going by your description is most likely) then by all means call it "Bubblezzzz" or something similarly loathsome.

Or you could do something a bit different and try to open a bar with some original ideas? (check out The Wick At Both Ends for a good example) Instead of just opening yet another awful hell-hole where countless violently unattractive women show off their oversized thighs in ill fitting Primark dresses (using the aforementioned poles) to hoards of equally offensive looking neanderthals.

If you want a name that is easily remembered but doesn't sound as tacky as hell then try using your surname or first name (or someone elses if you really don't like your name that much!). Names never age or become unfashionable and will always be easily remembered (UKTV Gold changing their name to Dave is a good example) unlike quirky, novelty names that will quickly become outdated.

Just please don't open yet another meat market for the mindless. Its the last thing West Street needs.

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Almost every suggestion so far sounds like a cheap and nasty night club.

If you use purposely misspelled words or plays on common phrases or words in the name of your bar then it will always sound like a low class dive that will attract the appropriate clientèle. If this is what you are going for (which going by your description is most likely) then by all means call it "Bubblezzzz" or something similarly loathsome.

Or you could do something a bit different and try to open a bar with some original ideas? (check out The Wick At Both Ends for a good example) Instead of just opening yet another awful hell-hole where countless violently unattractive women show off their oversized thighs in ill fitting Primark dresses (using the aforementioned poles) to hoards of equally offensive looking neanderthals.

If you want a name that is easily remembered but doesn't sound as tacky as hell then try using your surname or first name (or someone elses if you really don't like your name that much!). Names never age or become unfashionable and will always be easily remembered (UKTV Gold changing their name to Dave is a good example) unlike quirky, novelty names that will quickly become outdated.

Just please don't open yet another meat market for the mindless. Its the last thing West Street needs.

 

Totally agree with you there, this sort of bar you describe is the last thing West Street needs- it already has too many grimholes!

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