cressida Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Sometimes I'm patronising. Sometimes I'm sarcastic. Sometimes he's (Nigel Benn) hot-headed. Sometimes Nell says nothing. Sometimes Uri dramatises little things like farts like he's an alien who's never seen one before. Sometimes Tony misses things because he's slightly slower. Sometimes Tara is like a child who's never been able to make a cup of tea. Sometimes, sometimes we are all like that, OK? That's life, that's personalities. (Rhona Cameron) (from 'I'm a Celebrity get me out of here') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisty Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Sometimes it takes a tragedy to bring people together, Other times it just takes music - Pink I'm cool. I don't need to be skinny. I like to be strong. - Pink I'm not barbie, and im alright with that. - Pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. Jack Nicholson quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober... Bernard Manning quote I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. Bernard Manning quote I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1 1DJ Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 James from the Apprentice: 'I want it almost to be like he's willy-wonka and you're giving me the keys to the factory' 'I've such a wealth of experience. You're not reinventing the wheel... you just need to fix a couple of spokes.' 'One thing that is really important when you're breastfeeding is the mother needs to be happy. Because if she's anxious there's something in nature which switches off the tap in her breast.' Need I go on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before Mae West quote I was Snow White but I drifted. Mae West quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingmaker2 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."- G W Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 These are making me laugh, good ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftlad Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the world, but i must be in the top one brian clough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 "I would love it if we could beat them. Love it. He’s gone down in my estimation. Manchester United haven’t won this yet, I’d love it if we beat them" - his finger-jabbing rant on Sky TV as the 1995/6 title race begins to heat up. Kevin Keegan quote. 'Do I not like that' Graham Taylor was it after this? Yanks 2 Planks 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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