Celebrity Quotes (add your own)

[mr. pixel]

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Christina Aguilera

[cressida]

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Samuel Goldwyn

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Samuel Goldwyn

 

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.

Samuel Goldwyn

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

Samuel Goldwyn

 

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.

Samuel Goldwyn

I read part of it all the way through.

Samuel Goldwyn

 

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

Samuel Goldwyn

 

Let's have some new cliches.

Samuel Goldwyn

 

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Samuel Goldwyn

 

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Samuel Goldwyn

 

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

Samuel Goldwyn

 

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

Samuel Goldwyn

 

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Samuel Goldwyn, Goldwyn's Law of Contracts

[cressida]

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Mae West

 

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Mae West

 

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Mae West

 

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

Mae West

[cressida]

It's very easy to be controversial in pop music because no one ever is.

 

Morrissey quote

[shanes teeth]

You didn't get a book of celebrity quotes for christmas,did you? -Larry Grayson

[cressida]

Quentin Tarantino [Autograph]

 

 

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.

Quentin Tarantino quote

 

I steal from every movie ever made.

Quentin Tarantino quote

 

This CGI bull**** is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bull****, I'd have stuck my dick in a Nintendo.

Quentin Tarantino quote

 

I was kind of excited about going to jail the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.

[cressida]

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.

 

- George Burns

 

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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'

 

- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

 

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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

 

- Eleanor Roosevelt

 

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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

 

- Mark Twain

 

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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

 

- Victor Borge

 

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

 

- Mark Twain

 

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

 

- Socrates

 

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

 

- Groucho Marx

 

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

 

- Jimmy Durante

 

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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

 

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

 

- Alex Levine

 

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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

 

- Rodney Dangerfield

 

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Money can't buy you happiness .. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

 

- Spike Milligan

 

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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.

 

- Joe Namath

 

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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

 

- Bob Hope

 

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

 

- W. C. Fields

 

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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

 

- Will Rogers

 

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

 

- Winston Churchill

 

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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

 

- Phyllis Diller

 

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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

 

- Billy Crystal

[cressida]

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»

 

- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

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# «If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.»

 

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

 

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# «So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»

 

— Christina Aguilera

 

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# «Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»

- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

 

# «I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»

- Milos Forman, Film director

 

# «When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»

- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

 

# «The internet is a great way to get on the net.»

- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

 

# «You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»

- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

 

# «I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»

- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

 

# «I think war is a dangerous place.»

- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

 

# «I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»

- Greg Norman, Golfer

 

# «It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»

- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college

 

# «Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»

- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal

 

# «These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»

- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

 

# «I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»

- Paris Hilton (December 2003)

[cressida]

War doesn't determine who's right - only who's left.

 

Bertrand Russell, 05/18/1872 -

[vulpine]

“Vanity is my favourite sin.”

 

Al Pacino