MonkeyLover Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Just thought i would start of a thread which could cheer us up a bit! I'll start it off........... My son, then aged about 4, drew what looked like two empty milkbottles on his blackboard. I asked him to put some milk in, and he said "I can't, my chalk's not wet enough!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndix Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 my 5 yr old called me a "dumb bimbo" the other day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 another pearler from my son....... "Mummy, when i am in bed and fast asleep, i'm just an ornament, aren't I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndix Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 another pearler from my son....... "Mummy, when i am in bed and fast asleep, i'm just an ornament, aren't I?" :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Miller Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 I had asked my kids to put their toys away, my daughter being the eldest took charge and was giving orders to the two boys. The youngest, he was about 4 or 5 at the time, got a bit fed up with her telling him what to do and said to her " Why don't you do it, you've got two pair of hands". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 When my daughter was very small, we were in town and i was trying to get some cash from the cash machine, but had forgotten my pin number. I had been frantically pressing the buttons and my daughter was getting fed up of standing around. She said "Mummy, don't do that, you're wasting the batteries!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbyBrown Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Imagine our shock when we heard the words..........."Farmer is buming Monkey " from a 4 year old. Lucklily for us,the toy farmer was simply sitting on the toy monkeys face, so relief all round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 When i was about 7, my Mum and I were shopping in Chesterfield, and I apparently said "Mum, I can smell yellow paint!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 From my 3½-year old son, who'd given this a lot of thought: "Dad, I'm an Englishman, aren't I?" "Yes, you are" "And you're an Englishman, aren't you?" "Yes I am" "And Chloe's an Englishman, isn't she?" (Chloe was a Cocker Spaniel with a short tail) "Yes she is." "We're Englishmen, 'cos we've got willies. Mummy is an American - she pees with her butt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzag Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 A few years ago when my son was about four or five we were in the local town looking for a new fridge and while in a shop talking with a shop assistant he was complaining about being thirsty, the shop assistant not wanting to be parted from eager customers offered him a drink of water to which he replied "err water is for dogs"............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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