marcia9 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 oh, and my niece at the age of three turned to her mum, when she was about to go out and told her " I don't allow that!" I think I could have sold tickets to see the expression on my sister's face at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 My sisters grandson, aged 5, was on his way home from school with his Mum. He said he had to take 20p to school the following day for an "anti- bullying day" He then said "I don't know what the teacher was on about, I haven't got an Aunty Bullying":hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 My niece, when she was very small, was introduced to my Mum's friend, who had an artificial leg. She was asking the friend what had happened and was told that it was taken off in hospital as a result of an accident. She then asked the lady what the hospital did with the chopped-off leg, and was she allowed to bring it home with her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 My niece's son, aged 3 weeks, was having his nappy changed, watched by his boy cousin, aged 6. The boy was very interested and remarked "It's not fair, his tail is bigger than mine, and he's only a baby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riche Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 My 4 year old son came in one day after playing at his freinds house to ask me what a **** suckin B****** was. I could have lived with it if he hadn't said it in front of my Mom and Dad. Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeerumba Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 A little boy - about 5 - came up to me in a shop, holding his hands up to show me that they were covered in ink. I didn't really know what to say, so I said 'Your hands are covered in ink'. He looked at his hands and then looked at me as if I was an idiot. 'That's not ink - it's PEN!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash1977 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 why? why? why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 why? why? why? zed, zed, zed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffy Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Hannah on joyously introducing me to two of her favourite Disney characters .. "That's Chipun and that's Dale" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 My 4 year old son came in one day after playing at his freinds house to ask me what a **** suckin B****** was. I could have lived with it if he hadn't said it in front of my Mom and Dad. Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww. :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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