Alcoblog Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Today I procured and fitted up mine and my girlfriends new kite with LED lights with the sole intention of flying it in darkness and frightening people. Is this wrong? Unfortunately there's absolutely no wind at the mo but can't wait! With April fools day in mind what pranks may you get up to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 You realise that if you do this there is going to be a whole swarm of 'mysterious lights over crookes' threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I planned to do that a few years ago from the top of Bardon hill and thats high enough to get me noticed on the radar at the East midlands airport. The town of Coalville would be spread out before me and theyd all see it... I hesitate because theres also an air force base not too far from here and... I just may be allergic to the bullets fired from an Apache helicopter. Still... the bro in law flies stunt kites, those huge eight foot wide things.... He`s also an electrician... we could do great things, him and I... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Must think up a naughty prank for April 1st. Its this Thursday innit ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Must think up a naughty prank for April 1st. Its this Thursday innit ? Im going to comb crop circles in the hairs on my bottom and invite people to look at them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthedog Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I once phoned the Police and told them an armoured vehicle was being held up by men with shot-guns. Seemed funny at the time but a fine for "wasting police time" was possibly an over-reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Today I procured and fitted up mine and my girlfriends new kite with LED lights with the sole intention of flying it in darkness and frightening people. Is this wrong? Unfortunately there's absolutely no wind at the mo but can't wait! With April fools day in mind what pranks may you get up to? Just sat here chuckling at the thought of the police helicopter pilots reaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Its time the police got a taste of their own medicine, theve wasted enough of my time in the past. I was once stopped by a policeman because I was lobbing bricks through shop windows and wee-weeing up parked cars and the officer said `Are you drunk or something?` I said `OF COURSE I`M DRUNK, YOU BLOODY FOOL I WOULDNT BEHAVE IN THIS WAY IF I WERE SOBER, WOULD I???` and he had the utter audacity to arrest me on the charges of criminal damage and drunk and disorderly and THEN went on to tag another offense of Behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace! Youd think the scuffers would have better things to do than arrest good citizens who were behaving in a perfectly reasonable way for someone with 14 pints of Stella, 8 whiskeys and a Southern comfort and dry ginger or three in their system wouldnt you? but no, they go for the easy targets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojo1 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Its time the police got a taste of their own medicine, theve wasted enough of my time in the past. I was once stopped by a policeman because I was lobbing bricks through shop windows and wee-weeing up parked cars and the officer said `Are you drunk or something?` I said `OF COURSE I`M DRUNK, YOU BLOODY FOOL I WOULDNT BEHAVE IN THIS WAY IF I WERE SOBER, WOULD I???` and he had the utter audacity to arrest me on the charges of criminal damage and drunk and disorderly and THEN went on to tag another offense of Behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace! Youd think the scuffers would have better things to do than arrest good citizens who were behaving in a perfectly reasonable way for someone with 14 pints of Stella, 8 whiskeys and a Southern comfort and dry ginger or three in their system wouldnt you? but no, they go for the easy targets! That's what my Gran used to drink. YOU DRINK OLD LADY DRINKS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millhouses24 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I wouldn't do this any more because I'm old and mature and all that and it was a bit mean, but I once got together with some girls and set up a fake internet profile that was basically along the lines of "Cute little sex mad Japanese girl seeks casual encounter". I replied to each e-mail in broken English asking for a variety of eccentric demands before I would have the "encounter" ("PLEASE CALL ME DIANA AND CALL YOURSELF PRINCE WILLIAM"). Hours of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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