esme Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I used to be gormless until I had a gorm surgically implanted, it's not very big but it allows me to function in society for a good 90% of the time, the donor perished due to an unfortunate egg whisk accident, I send flowers to the family regularly more donors are needed for people like myself who through no fault of their own have no gorm be a gorm donor now you know it makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueshaz Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Reading these post's reminded me of something my mother once said ! My brother had a white Peony in his garden, one night in pub all sat round talking about garden plants and my Mum said " my lads got a lovely big white penis in his garden" you could see everyone trying to stifle a laugh, talk about Hilda Baker lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Reading these post's reminded me of something my mother once said ! My brother had a white Peony in his garden, one night in pub all sat round talking about garden plants and my Mum said " my lads got a lovely big white penis in his garden" you could see everyone trying to stifle a laugh, talk about Hilda Baker lol I was once asked many moons ago by an ageing neighbour what I was planting by my garden wall. I accidentally said it was a clitoris (clematis) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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