Jabberwocky Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Are you an auto condimentor? Know worra mean? An auto condimentor is someone who simply HAS to put salt or pepper or sauce on any food thats placed before them. Doesnt matter what it is, they simply HAVE to add a shake or squeeze, half the time they dont know theyre doing it, they just see the grub and grab the sauce. I heared that fast food joints make millions each year on people who auto condiment. My OH is, she`s a sea salt freak and has her own salt dispenser thing that crushes up lumps of salt as she twists it and Ohhhh how she twists it, she puts salt on everything she stuffs into her cakehole. I`m sure I almost caught her salting a bag of Malteasers last week. Me? You want to know if I put stuff on my nosh...? Why,,,, why I`m touched by your interest... I`m... I`m ... I have a tear in my eye here. Thank you, thank you for caring enough to ask... No I bloody dont. Any road up, what about YOU, my little knee cap nibblers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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