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What news headlines would you like to see tomorrow?


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I've just finished watching a film called The Yes Men Fix the World, here's the trailer:

 

http://theyesmenfixtheworld.com/

 

Apart from being very very funny it was also extremely profound, enraging, uplifting and very smart!

At the end the guys create a fake copy of the New York Times newspaper and distribute it free to people across New York. The paper contained the headlines that many people would like to read, it showed what could be done and it created a lot of smiles.

 

I'd like us to create an SF version to try and create a few smiles- so what newspaper headlines would you like to see tomorrow?

 

Here are a few of mine-

 

- Bush and Blair to be tried for war crimes!

- Solar energy capture will provide free abundant supply to all by 2012!

- End of exam prompting- Teachers set free to teach!

- Corporations will face public trial and stiff penalties if they damage lives!

- New Animal Rights Bill passed by parliament!

- Power to the People- UK to have its own Constitution!

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Homeowners never to be questioned on actions taken against intruders.

 

A cure for all Cancer's is at last found.

 

Ryanair and Easyjet join forces to deport all those against St George's Day (for free)

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