What is middle age?

[the_rudeboy]

Let's just gloss over that injudicious remark, shall we? We'll all avert our eyes and pretend you never said it ...

I know, how embarrassing?........admitting you watch 'Neighbours'

[rubydazzler]

How old are you Gothic? 20?

 

Only 15 years to go. If I can remember anything at all, I'll ask you again then and see if it's still 35

[horribleblob]

When you're heading out the door feet first, divide your age by 2. That's middle age :hihi:

 

Yeah, it's that, or ... between 1066 and 1485

[Harleyman]

Middle age is that age when you can still get an erection yet know a lot more about life than the young pups.

[Harleyman]

When you trade in the missus for a Harley and some new flesh?

Which one will kill ya first?

[Gothic_Angel]

First flush of youth.

 

That's what old people say.

Tell that to the poor buggers who died in their childhood

 

They will be rather unresponsive. But tell them.

 

I can't see (or speak to) dead people.

 

But dying prematurely doesn't count.

How old are you Gothic? 20?

 

Only 15 years to go. If I can remember anything at all, I'll ask you again then and see if it's still 35

 

I'll say the same in 15 years.

 

Three score year and ten = 70.

 

Half (the middle) of 70 = 35

 

Simples.

[mistyraven]

About 50

[EdnaKrabappe]

That's what old people say.

 

 

I can't see (or speak to) dead people.

 

But dying prematurely doesn't count.

 

 

I'll say the same in 15 years.

 

Three score year and ten = 70.

 

Half (the middle) of 70 = 35

 

Simples.

 

Ah but Gothic then you won't want to admit it.

 

I'm finally accepting it's when you've got the money and the mind to do what the hell you want but not the health or the body to do it anymore.

 

I remember thinking my mum was reght old when she was 26.

 

My Grandma's view on things is great - she refers to "that young woman down the road" then you realise she's referring to someone ten years younger than her.

[Ms Macbeth]

I feel middle aged. Not old. I don't wear socks and sandals, and the only thick tights I wear are black. I haven't got a perm, or a shopper on wheels. But I do have a bus pass. And a pension.

 

And I refuse to have middle aged children!

[epiphany]

Middle age is that age when you can still get an erection yet know a lot more about life than the young pups.

 

And when the erection goes, you still have that formidable tongue of yours.

 

And I resent the presupposupision that middle aged folk know more about life. We are the enlightened Google generation after all. You lot grew up in the dark ages!!!!!!