rubydazzler Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I personally wouldn't want to spend the twilight of my years worrying about 'drying out'. rofl that thought never even occured to me. Obviously an old woman's lubricant is a young man, or possiby not having to look at an old one. I'll never have that problem; an old mans lubricant is money, a Porsche and lunch at Nonna's That's really quite a gruesome thought but if it's a comfort to you .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I personally wouldn't want to spend the twilight of my years worrying about 'drying out'. How does that work? Do you just wake up one morning and hear a terminally implosive "sslllllurrrp"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I shall be 34 in a few days, however, I just see it as another notch. It has no importance and certainly does not dictate my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Middle age is definitely a state of mind! And, no matter how much of a state my mind gets in, middle age is not going to feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 It all boils down to some people landed on earth first - that's all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class Act Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Middle age is 35 That is lucky because I am only 34. I have been 34 for several years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Macbeth Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Middle age is definitely a state of mind! And, no matter how much of a state my mind gets in, middle age is not going to feature. But its much better than old, aged or ancient surely! As I can't pass for young, I can at least kid myself I'm somewhere in the middle. Of course, I intend to live til I'm about 130! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 But its much better than old, aged or ancient surely! As I can't pass for young, I can at least kid myself I'm somewhere in the middle. Of course, I intend to live til I'm about 130! But if I never reach middle age, then I can't possibly get to old age!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael_W Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 You realise your middle aged, when the doctor says, lose a bit of weight, quit smoking, reduce your alcohol units, eat more healthily, do some exercise and here's your prescription for the blood pressure tablets ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubydazzler Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 [...]And I refuse to have middle aged children!Someone I know had kids very young and wasn't even 60 when her eldest turned 40. I tactlessly blurted out "OMG, even your kids are middle-aged now!" She's hardly spoken to me since. I wonder why? If fact, if chinaski hadn't already admitted to being an old man, I'd have been wondering .... Never mind being middle-aged, I'll know I'm officially 'old' when mine turns 40? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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