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A Chinese man loaded his old father into a wicker basket and set off from the house.

Where are you going with grandfather? his son asked

"He's old. I'm going to drop him over the side of a mountain. The father replied.

"Well dont forget to bring the basket back. I'm going to need it for you one day" the son replied

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I'm two years short of my three score and ten. I still have all my teeth, a good head of hair, dont need specs, play 18 holes of golf at weekends, hike and fish. I still jump the missus once or twice a week also.

 

It's all in the genes you inherit. Some people are old at 40 some still young at my age.

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I was just going to list old world politeness and courtesy as one of the benefits of the older generation. :hihi:

 

Yeah! I still open the door to let the ladies through first. I also make it a point to fart down wind when ladies are up front

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