DragonofAna Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 It's just another male female competition. You do the things a man does so we are having a go at doing something women do. We just aren't as good at is as women, but give us time to practice and one day - you never know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Why did God invent men ? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonofAna Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Why did God invent men ? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Is this not the male form of deity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Is this not the male form of deity? I shall have to google the word deity now wont I ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonofAna Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Why did God invent men ? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? -Nothing, you already told her twice. Sorry - wrong joke. I meant this one --- Q:Why does every man need a woman? A:Because the dishes would get to piled up without one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masbrolass Posted April 16, 2010 Author Share Posted April 16, 2010 when you consider what intimate things partners get up to, I would have thought that sharing a razor is the least of our worries. There's been some really funny responses, just the tonic for a Friday night:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Why do men like smart women ? Because opposites attract ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 It's just another male female competition. You do the things a man does so we are having a go at doing something women do. We just aren't as good at is as women, but give us time to practice and one day - you never know Its becoz we isnt fick like wot you men is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonofAna Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Its becoz we isnt fick like wot you men is. You always point out our weak points - never our strengths. Men are great at ... well ... er .... we are certainly ... Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uptowngirl Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 But why do men moan so much when you use their toothbrush to clean the milldew from around the taps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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