millhouses24 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 But why do men moan so much when you use their toothbrush to clean the milldew from around the taps? That's just disgusting. Everyone know men's toothbrushes should be used to clean the toilet bowl after a night on the vindaloo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey19 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 But why do men moan so much when you use their toothbrush to clean the milldew from around the taps? Only when the mildew falls on the razor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 While we're in the bathroom I'd like to raise [ or more correctly put], lower the whole subject of the bog seat...... put the goddam seat down, and remove all splashes/stray pubes/associated grot before flushing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonofAna Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 While we're in the bathroom I'd like to raise [ or more correctly put], lower the whole subject of the bog seat...... put the goddam seat down, and remove all splashes/stray pubes/associated grot before flushing. Yes you silly women - listen to what Mort says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millhouses24 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I always think men moaning should be dealt with in the same way one deals with terrorists. Escalate the level of violence so that they NEVER do it again. So if a man acts slightly annoyed about anything, GET FURIOUS. Set fire to his computer, sleep with his best mate, sleep with his mum, and throw him out of the house (even if it is his house). He won't do it again. It's like training a dog. You need to show them who is boss otherwise they'll get uppity. (I have no idea why I'm single, incidentally. I'm such a good, kind, potential girlfriend ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Yes you silly women - listen to what Mort says. Nice try there dragon 3/10 but we all know it's true men leave the bathroom looking like a logflume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonofAna Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Nice try there dragon 3/10 but we all know it's true men leave the bathroom looking like a logflume It ought to have got more than 3 out of ten. It took me ages thinking up that response. And there are plenty of females out there who are quite as incapable as men at leaving the bathroom neat and tidy and smelling pleasant - and by that I do not mean spraying 3 bottles of channel at £10 a bottle to hide the stink. Open the blooming window - or is the technology too advanced for y'all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 It ought to have got more than 3 out of ten. It took me ages thinking up that response. And there are plenty of females out there who are quite as incapable as men at leaving the bathroom neat and tidy and smelling pleasant - and by that I do not mean spraying 3 bottles of channel at £10 a bottle to hide the stink. Open the blooming window - or is the technology too advanced for y'all? It is for me, i've got a bathroom with no window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonofAna Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 It is for me, i've got a bathroom with no window. Well turn on the extractor fan ... or go use the neighbours toilet for a dump. Sheesh! You women don't half do some stinkers - and that's just the polite side of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Well turn on the extractor fan ... or go use the neighbours toilet for a dump. Sheesh! You women don't half do some stinkers - and that's just the polite side of it. Whereas you chaps never ever leave an aroma behind you. No siree it's all rose petals and sea breezes with chaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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