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Also... why do they tuck their tracksuit bottoms into their socks? Is it to keep the stink in? :huh:

 

When shoplifting, one needs pockets. Hoodies are good as they can be used to conceal you identity and have a big pocket at the front. However, trackies only have two, one for your knife and one for your scroggy. If you tuck em in (providing you have socks on), you up your storage capacity massively. Tha can fit loads of bateries and razors down em, and a other bits and bobs, milk bread etc. One lappy up your top and bobs your grandma's youngest partners first kid by her first 'bf' who got your young un up the duff and starred on JK that time when he was giving it to your mum on saturdays after last crate of beer from wednesdays giro.

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When shoplifting, one needs pockets. Hoodies are good as they can be used to conceal you identity and have a big pocket at the front. However, trackies only have two, one for your knife and one for your scroggy. If you tuck em in (providing you have socks on), you up your storage capacity massively. Tha can fit loads of bateries and razors down em, and a other bits and bobs, milk bread etc. One lappy up your top and bobs your grandma's youngest partners first kid by her first 'bf' who got your young un up the duff and starred on JK that time when he was giving it to your mum on saturdays after last crate of beer from wednesdays giro.

 

How come you know all this stuff? :suspect:

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i saw a couple of chavs today with hoods up in cars, and on the bus, even tho its warm today.

 

it got me thinking, will there be an upsurge in chav deaths from heatstroke come summer cos they still insist on keeping their hoods up at all times.

 

and will there be a government warning about the risks?

 

can you die of heat stroke in the UK - after all the term is heat stroke? :hihi:

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