horribleblob Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 I can't get on with the smell.... dihyroxyacetone stinks of moldy biscuits however much perfume they cover it up with. Even trying a new one on my hand the other day made me feel Carrot oil is a much more pleasant alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTHFB Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 It's actually a condition. I have to say, a healty glow looks ok, but you can go too far. I tend to still stay under a parasol when I go away on holiday. Would rather have my pasty skin than skin cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Just back off my hols and i have a lovely dark tan.No doubt it will fade away,but it does make me feel good for a short while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucysmommy Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 A girl that i know excessivley uses fake tan she has bright white hair, false nails which are white and this just emphasises the orange she has no idea how silly she looks and now her husband has started to use fake tan they look ridiculous the amount she spends on fake tan she could shorly fly to the caribbean and get a real tan! But they love there skeggy hols so i doubt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 A girl that i know excessivley uses fake tan she has bright white hair, false nails which are white and this just emphasises the orange she has no idea how silly she looks and now her husband has started to use fake tan they look ridiculous the amount she spends on fake tan she could shorly fly to the caribbean and get a real tan! But they love there skeggy hols so i doubt it Sounds like a couple I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small_hall Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 I have seen a few orange people in the past week or so... there is a woman who i have seen in hillsborough on more than occasion who looked like she had a tan anyway but then had huge amounts of fake tan on top of it and don't get get me started on the HUGE amounts of make up she has on..... its an effort not to stare as i walk past !! She looks hideous !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 Although it's funny to see orange women, it's crazy when you see an orange bloke. I wonder if orange men are the kind of people who go for leather trousers and thongs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small_hall Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Although it's funny to see orange women, it's crazy when you see an orange bloke. I wonder if orange men are the kind of people who go for leather trousers and thongs? they will also be bald downstairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 they will also be bald downstairs And almost certainly be of the chav persuasion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scozzie Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 'Plaggy Terry' is a fixture out and about in York... also known as 'Orange Terry' http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/PLAGGY-TERRY-IS-SOOOOOOOO-ANNOYING/108945955810632?ref=search&sid=640500104.3289110215..1 http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=2359423343&v=wall&ref=search Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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