The Daily Mail discovers Chatroulette!

[Stormy]

The journalist must have been watching South Park recently

[millhouses24]

Bet her daughter is delighted that her mum is making money out of her. Typical Daily Fail piece of dross.

[Agent Orange]

Haven't most people already seen your ...... inner workings?

 

It depends which inner workings we are talking about

[millhouses24]

Terrible punctuation.

 

Darn, that was the wrong clip! This is the right one - the Jude Law character knows that Anna (Julia Roberts) will be in a certain place so sends the doctor to meet her......

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG2b3GzHsxk

[GordonBennet]

I can't decide which is my favourite paragraph! This:

 

"For this, the latest Frankenstein monster spawned by the internet is, as with so much web-based activity, impossible to monitor, restrict or control."

 

or this:

 

"And, as I discovered during my short venture into that world, it's yet another example of the pernicious sexual culture that threatens to corrupt the fibre of our children's innocence."

 

I'm just surprised she didn't end the article with:

 

"Will nobody think of the children?"

 

Silly, hysterical woman.

 

My favourite quotes are ;

 

"Most of the people I encountered were foreign - and while their English was often poor, they knew the words required to fulfil one purpose: to persuade young girls and women to undress."

 

You just knew the DM would somehow manage to blame foreigners for it!

 

And

 

"The ability to parachute into the lives of strangers is simultaneously addictive and repellent. Just like pornography, it leaves the user feeling dirty and ashamed."

 

Don't know about her, but in my experience pornography actually leaves the user feeling happy and satisfied!

[millhouses24]

My favourite quotes are ;

 

"Most of the people I encountered were foreign - and while their English was often poor, they knew the words required to fulfil one purpose: to persuade young girls and women to undress."

 

You just knew the DM would somehow manage to blame foreigners for it!

 

And

 

"The ability to parachute into the lives of strangers is simultaneously addictive and repellent. Just like pornography, it leaves the user feeling dirty and ashamed."

 

Don't know about her, but in my experience pornography actually leaves the user feeling happy and satisfied!

 

I particularly like the "ability to parachute into the lives of strangers is simultaneously addictive and repellant" bit. Surely the "ability to parachute into the lives of strangers" is what reading the Daily Mail is all about?

[donkey]

My God! To think, our children could be corrupted by foreigners or - heaven forbid - gypsies! That is why all right thinking people should support the Daily Mail campaign to invent a time machine and transport Britain back to the 1950s!

[Longcol]

My favourite quotes are ;

 

"Most of the people I encountered were foreign - and while their English was often poor, they knew the words required to fulfil one purpose: to persuade young girls and women to undress."

 

 

Perhaps they could make a few bob telling Slimsid their technique.

 

BTW have the British youth of today forgotten how to charm lasses out of their undies?

[Longcol]

My God! To think, our children could be corrupted by foreigners or - heaven forbid - gypsies! That is why all right thinking people should support the Daily Mail campaign to invent a time machine and transport Britain back to the 1950s!

 

Aye - what was it that John Major said - when a virgin could walk unmolested from John O'Groats to Lands End.

 

Presumably avoiding Glasgow, Newcastle, Manchester, Liverpool, Leeds, Sheffield, Derby, Birmingham etc etc etc. Not to mention half the farms on the route.