epiphany Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Or any form of terrorism that just leaves a mess? Say you got on the bus with a bucket of custard and just emptied the contents over a gentleman or gentlewoman passenger. Would that be an arrestable offence? Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Im guessing it would be classed as assault... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Wet custard is just messy and a waste of what could be good edible custard. That is a crime in itself. What you can do, get a tin of dry custard power and make napalm. It goes up a treat. Now, I expect the security services to have red flagged my comments so I will put the kettle on for their arrival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted April 27, 2010 Author Share Posted April 27, 2010 Im guessing it would be classed as assault... How much custard would have to be used for it to be an assault though? I assume a speck of custard being flicked at someone is not classed as assault, so what's the gauge here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynic Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 How much custard would have to be used for it to be an assault though? I assume a speck of custard being flicked at someone is not classed as assault, so what's the gauge here? Enough to cause distress? That would perhaps be a bit subjective though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyrad29 Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Or any form of terrorism that just leaves a mess? Say you got on the bus with a bucket of custard and just emptied the contents over a gentleman or gentlewoman passenger. Would that be an arrestable offence? Thanks in advance. you may also get a cleaning bill from the bus company! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFKvsNixon Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 How much custard would have to be used for it to be an assault though? I assume a speck of custard being flicked at someone is not classed as assault, so what's the gauge here? That'll probably be something that jury would decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koollady142 Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 maybe custard on it's own isn't too bad, but if you add jelly to it, that would make it a "trifle" more serious....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted April 27, 2010 Author Share Posted April 27, 2010 That'll probably be something that jury would decide. What would you deem a reasonable amount of custard to warrant an assault charge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted April 27, 2010 Author Share Posted April 27, 2010 maybe custard on it's own isn't too bad, but if you add jelly to it, that would make it a "trifle" more serious....lol Bwahahahahaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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