Remains of Noah's Ark allegedly found on Mt. Ararat.

[Number Six]

No. But it may be.

 

In being even-handed I would like to offer you a piece of the cake that I will be eating.

 

That's very kind of you!

[rubydazzler]

If the story is true, was Noah a crap navigator or had he decided to convert to another religeon ?.

I don't understand the question?

[milquetoast1]

Quelle suprise! It turns out these "findings" were a fake.

 

http://michaelsheiser.com/PaleoBabble/2010/04/noahs-ark-paleobabble-update

 

So 99.9% certain my a*se!

 

Judging by their poll it still didn't stop the majority of World Net Daily crazies being taken in though.

 

http://forums.wnd.com/index.php?pageId=777&pollShowResults=1

 

[donkey]

They've also "found hell"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q7d_yJlz3w&feature=related

[Vague_Boy]

Noah would have had to have been the best navigator in the world.

 

He discovered Australia and the Americas and Antarctica and all th little islands all over the world. He would have needed to in order to collect all the animals.

 

He was also ameticulous record keeper, because he needed to take all the animals beck to where they came from.

 

However, he did miss out the Unicorn, the Pheonix, the Centaur and Dragons, which was remiss of him.

 

Just think of the sanitary arrangements on the Ark. Or maybe, let's not think about it.

 

Anyway, Noah was just a plagiarist. The Epic of Gilgamesh (2600 BC) tells of a Great Flood commanded by God, an Ark with saved animals upon it, and even the release and return of a dove.

 

Good job there were no lawyers back then, they'd have sued the Bible's ass off!

[NoddyHolder]

However, he did miss out the Unicorn, the Pheonix, the Centaur and Dragons, which was remiss of him.

 

Just think of the sanitary arrangements on the Ark. Or maybe, let's not think about it.

 

Anyway, Noah was just a plagiarist. The Epic of Gilgamesh (2600 BC) tells of a Great Flood commanded by God, an Ark with saved animals upon it, and even the release and return of a dove.

 

Good job there were no lawyers back then, they'd have sued the Bible's ass off!

That all depends on who supposedly existed first,I would have thought it would be the other way round and the poem was a plagarism

[Vague_Boy]

That all depends on who supposedly existed first,I would have thought it would be the other way round and the poem was a plagarism

 

Well the Bible existed verbally before it was written down:

 

The first book of the Bible, Genesis, was verbally completed about 1271 B.C.E, and the last book, Revelation was completed about the year 96 C.E.

 

(BCE = BC, CE = AD)

 

So that would still put Gilgamesh (2600 BC) as existing at least 1300 years earlier.

[Ousetunes]

Hope it's true and they turn it into a tourist attraction.

 

I'd look forward to visiting "Ark Park".

 

Oh hold on, did someone say it was in Turkey?

[NoddyHolder]

Well the Bible existed verbally before it was written down:

 

 

 

(BCE = BC, CE = AD)

 

So that would still put Gilgamesh (2600 BC) as existing at least 1300 years earlier.

But the Bible was written thousands of years after the event,Gilgamesh had something to do with Babylon,that wasnt mentioned in the Bible till well after Noah,who,lived to be 900 y o (just a little bit of trivia for you)

[depoix]

Anyone?

dont think he was a crap navigator more like he was at the mercy of the flood and ended up where it washed him up