shane39 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Up to now fresh air and sex are tax-free,(but for how long?) You forummers are chancellor for the day and the boss wants more revenue. So,not too serious here now folks!Any humorous ideas for fleecing us peasants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rioja Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Toilet roll tax. The more sheets you use the more you pay. Special loo rolls will be installed that will count the sheets used. People using Izal will get a rebate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooch_1 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Pedestrians would have to pay pavement tax, like motorists pay road tax. The pavement tax disc would have to be displayed on the persons forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 Toilet roll tax. The more sheets you use the more you pay. Special loo rolls will be installed that will count the sheets used. People using Izal will get a rebate. Pay as you flow kinda thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxforcefive Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Missed appointment tax. Persistent false alarm medical appointment tax. Slow walkers tax. Slow drivers tax. Slow speakers tax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altus Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Pedestrians would have to pay pavement tax, like motorists pay road tax. The pavement tax disc would have to be displayed on the persons forehead. Errm, motorists don't pay road tax - you'd have to have a footwear excise duty instead to be comparable. You should perhaps let people going barefoot be exempt from that as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooch_1 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Errm, motorists don't pay road tax - you'd have to have a footwear excise duty instead to be comparable. You should perhaps let people going barefoot be exempt from that as well. Errrrmmmmm, Errm, motorists don't pay road tax What is that little round disc I purchase at great expense every year for my car, if it isn,t road tax??? Oh no ...... People walking about barefooted would incur a very heavy penalty for dangerous walking. If they stood on a sharp object, they could leave pools of blood which other pedestrians (wearing the correct footwear) could slip in and hurt themselves, causing more pools of blood, which other pedestrians (wearing the correct footwear) could slip in and hurt themselves, causing more pools of blood, which other pedestrians (wearing the correct footwear) could slip in and hurt themselves, causing more pools of blood, and it goes on and on, so you can see the need to heavily penalise barefooted pedestrians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyM Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Up to now fresh air and sex are tax-free,(but for how long?) You forummers are chancellor for the day and the boss wants more revenue. So,not too serious here now folks!Any humorous ideas for fleecing us peasants. Don't we pay tax on condoms, therefore sex is taxed??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treatment Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I would tax:- A. Oral sex B. Lobster Thermidor - because I never get either at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj.scuba Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Everyone has to carry a pedometer and pay for how many steps they take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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