Vague_Boy Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Pedestrians would have to pay pavement tax, like motorists pay road tax. The pavement tax disc would have to be displayed on the persons forehead. Car owners who insist on parking on the pavement to pay double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Dithering around in supermarkets tax to be double if you block the aisles so you can have a gossip. UFO tax. All ufo spotters to pay a one off tax and a per use tax for starting 'strange lights in the sky' threads on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Don't we pay tax on condoms, therefore sex is taxed??? Bugger the tacks! - Just tie them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Br8inend Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 a tax on taxes. 100percent tax on all tax paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altus Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Errrrmmmmm, What is that little round disc I purchase at great expense every year for my car, if it isn,t road tax??? That's your vehicle excise duty disc - that's why I suggested a footwear excise duty to be comparable. Road tax was abolished in 1937 so, unless you're very old, you won't have ever paid it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treatment Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 That's your vehicle excise duty disc - that's why I suggested a footwear excise duty to be comparable. Road tax was abolished in 1937 so, unless you're very old, you won't have ever paid it. Is that why people used to call it '' road fund licence '' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perplexed Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Tax: Burberry cap wearing. A sliding scale depending on the angle it's worn at. Tracksuit wearers when not exercising. Tucking in aforementioned tracksuit bottoms into socks. "Hard" walks... Car stereos above a certain wattage. Spitting in the street to look hard. Oh, lots of other stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perplexed Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Is that why people used to call it '' road fund licence '' ? Dunno, but the roads are paid for out of general taxation. The other poster is quite right when they say that "road tax" was abolished in 1937. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Br8inend Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Tax: Burberry cap wearing. A sliding scale depending on the angle it's worn at. Tracksuit wearers when not exercising. Tucking in aforementioned tracksuit bottoms into socks. "Hard" walks... Car stereos above a certain wattage. Spitting in the street to look hard. Oh, lots of other stuff... There should definatly be a tax on hard walks. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esme Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 eyesight tax - all people who can see will be fitted with special non removable glasses containing a RFID token operated shutter system that only open and allow you to see when you are in credit, RFID tokens can be purchases at town hall offices only blind people are exempt, one eyed people get a discount, aliens and mutants with more than two eyes pay extra as an incentive to pay after the shutters have been closed for ten minutes a small screen shows a video of John Prescott eating a pie in the bath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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