natalie H Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 I have never been easily impressed. :cool: So, what would impress you? If anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 I was married to her for seven years. She was always immaculate in her dress, she always kept herself "in shape". In fact her figure could be described as being honed. But when I walked out of that door I felt......YIPPPPPEEEEEE....it was two years ago. I still think the same! Bet she was relieved as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photofit Ed Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 Bet she was relieved as well. ERM...she wants me back. I guess I aint so bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 ERM...she wants me back. I guess I aint so bothered. Well if she cant cook onions shes a gonner aint she ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubydazzler Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 I divorced my almost perfect husband, he couldn't cook onions either. Now I regret it, because looking back and wearing my rosetinted spex, he really was perfect ... a bit boring, but perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 I divorced my almost perfect husband, he couldn't cook onions either. Now I regret it, because looking back and wearing my rosetinted spex, he really was perfect ... a bit boring, but perfect My bold He was probably just lacking Photofit Ed's over-active imagination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubydazzler Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 My bold He was probably just lacking Photofit Ed's over-active imagination! He might even BE him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 He might even BE him! Don't worry, Rubes, if it is, I'll protect you. *Goes off to check the cattle prod is fully charged.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ sheffield Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 It must have been a trying 7 years for the poor woman Phil. What, with your ID crisis but atleast you've got another parrot! Here comes the fuzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ sheffield Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 ERM...she wants me back. I guess I aint so bothered. Use her for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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