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Yeah....it was not so bad. She was remarkably bad at cooking onions however. I like onions.:)

 

It's a sad fact today. So many couples fall out of love because of differences over vegetables. What can you do? You live and learn. Let sleeping dogs lie, that's what I say.

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It's a sad fact today. So many couples fall out of love because of differences over vegetables. What can you do? You live and learn. Let sleeping dogs lie, that's what I say.

 

But I divorced my wife because she let sleeping dogs lie and I like to blow air in the face to wake them up. I blame modern society.

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It's a sad fact today. So many couples fall out of love because of differences over vegetables. What can you do? You live and learn. Let sleeping dogs lie, that's what I say.

 

Please do not misunderstand me , it was not just about the onions, there were other things too. The onions did play a major part in our splitting though. Veg are so important in a relationship you know.:suspect:

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