Saturday and the dropped sausage. What do you do?

[medusa]

Pick up sausage (to prevent burn injury to whichever animal was to come running first), let it cool and then share it amongst dog and cats. Have half a sausage each for the humans.

 

In real life I'd have probably cooked enough sausages that we'd have had more than one each anyway

[Ousetunes]

Cover the hairy sausage in HP sauce; he'll never know (unless the hair sticks in his throat in which case you can blame the HP sauce for your not noticing it).

[melthebell]

Ha! You have to be joking - dogs don't care, they've usually pounced on food and swallowed it before they even know what it is!

 

Which is probably what would happen in my house - dog would eat red-hot sausage, burn mouth and need an expensive trip to the sodding vet.

yeah mine too

 

errrrrrrm i dint mean i had a hot sausage

[Longcol]

Rinse it under the cold tap - pat it dry with a tea towel - chuck it back in the frying pan for two minutes - sorted.

[foxy lady]

Rinse it under the cold tap - pat it dry with a tea towel - chuck it back in the frying pan for two minutes - sorted.

 

That would probably have been my choice. In the event the dog found the sausage first, and teeth marks don't wipe off.

 

I ended up without.

[Pidgeon]

The extra fibre will do em good

[calsmum]

im worried now because my oh made me a sausage sarnie this morning an brought it up to me while i was in bed

[Amaranthus]

I chose other; I'd give it a quick rinse with hot water and probably eat it myself.

[Karis]

There IS no five, three, or any second rule!

[foxy lady]

Wipe the dog hairs off and pop it on his plate.

 

He aint gonna know is he

 

You can eat your dinner of my kitchen floor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But will suffer a nasty painfull death very shortly afterwards.