chem1st Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 Get an attractive man drunk enough to sleep with me. Hang on, I'd need a bit more than that......:rant: Smart price vodka just under £8 for 70cl. £24 should do it, if he passes out you still have the bottles :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millhouses24 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Smart price vodka just under £8 for 70cl. £24 should do it, if he passes out you still have the bottles :hihi: How dare you imply I'd need three bottles of vodka to get a man to sleep with me?! I'm very hurt and upset. I would like to inform you that for the last man I seduced, I only needed two pints of beer, so there PS I think the chloroform, chainsaw, and handcuffs may have helped as well, but we're only discussing the alcohol here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Cigarettes, booze and drugs, the rest I'd just waste... Actually, no, in all seriousness, I'd probably fritter it away on non-esssential luxuries like food, heat and light... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric_Collins Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 8 carlin at £6.50, tenner of wacky backy save up for a ard dog (maybe £40 worth) some black tracky bottoms a set for flat blade screwdrivers pay some court fines a stereo with big speakers to blast bass till 11pm before you say anything, other do same cos i see them every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I1L2T3 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 8 carlin at £6.50, tenner of wacky backy save up for a ard dog (maybe £40 worth) some black tracky bottoms a set for flat blade screwdrivers pay some court fines a stereo with big speakers to blast bass till 11pm before you say anything, other do same cos i see them every day £40 worth of ard dog :hihi::hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 How dare you imply I'd need three bottles of vodka to get a man to sleep with me?! I'm very hurt and upset. I would like to inform you that for the last man I seduced, I only needed two pints of beer, so there PS I think the chloroform, chainsaw, and handcuffs may have helped as well, but we're only discussing the alcohol here. Chloroform By the way, I was on about for him to drunk, not you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. pixel Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 JSA for me, went on bills and food...and thats without the contribution i had to make towards the rent. these are the current rates of LHA for sheffield: http://www.sheffield.gov.uk/in-your-area/benefits/local-housing-allowance#currentrates the down side to this is there is a slight reduction in housing benefit if the property is under-occupied (in my case, 1 person living in a 2 bedroom house), which would mean a contribution towards the rent of X amount from your giro or savings. the other point about savings is the capital limit: http://www.cpag.org.uk/cro/wrb/wrb191/capital.htm which would mean if you have savings of : less than £6000 - you lose no dole money from your claim £6000-£16000 - you lose £1 per £250 in savings you have above £6000, up to the upper limit of £16,000 £16,000+ - this appears to equate to you not being able to make a claim until you have less than this amount in savings (confirm anyone?) so it's not all fun and games on the dole...you have the time, but not the money...or at least i never had...i don't know how some people do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 You dont have to worry about how to spend it when there are people and services who have already cleared the amount before you have time to think about it. I dont know how they work it out that you can survive on that amount when you simply can't. The sprialling lack of health as you cant eat properly and the worries of mounting debts as well as the stigma make it an experience you should have a psychologist for. The real cost is peoples welfare. How can Britain call itself a civilised country when it show complete disregard for its unemployed and elderly with the burden then placed on the NHS to treat all the associated illnesses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted May 24, 2010 Author Share Posted May 24, 2010 £50 on debt repayment. £1.85 on weekly living expenses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 Best bring this thread back up as it looks like a lot more people are going to be are going to be relying on JSA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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