slimsid2000 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Here is my humble opinion of what the coalition Govt should do in the next five years: Economy Double the rate of Unemployment Benefit Professional footballers and members of boy bands to pay Income Tax at 95% Encourage more lap dancing clubs in city centres with tax breaks and easier planning regulations Transport Bring forward the new high spped rail line between Sheffield and London De-regulate London buses Animal Welfare Make cat theft and dog theft specific ofences with up to 6 months imprisonment Introduce breed specific licences for Rotties, Alsatians, Dobermans and Akitas Tighter regulation for breeding British bulldogs and King Charles Spanials Crime Tougher penelties for cannabis possesion Ban cheeep drinks promotions Minimum prison sentences for anyone convicted of nightclub violence Free entry to nightclubs for all Vicars wearing a dog collar Britishness End funding of gay rigthts and multi-cultural marches and spend the money instead on celebration Britishness and the British Empire All public buildings such as town halls to fly the Union Flag Make November 5th a public holiday Community Cohesion All publicans to attend 'Community Awareness' courses and the completion of such to be a condition of their being granted a licence Any publican expressing racist, sexist or homophobic views in his/her pub to have their licence revoked Licencing for Mosques and Imams to weed out trouble makers Free elocution lessons for people on council estates Other Shorts skirts compusary for all pretty girls from 1st May - 31st Aug (inc) A one pound tax on all male haircuts over $20 and the money raised to subsidise toupees Encourage more bus competion Raise minimum age to buy fireworks to 21 Raise Minimum wage to ten pounds per hour All drug offenders to be deported to Falkland Islands after third offence Repeal The Deer Act 1991 Erect a statue of Bill Oddie somewhere in north London Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Vote Sid. You know it makes nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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