mj.scuba Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I was once caught out humming a very inappropriate tune but it wasn't on purpose it was just n my head at the time. My OH had just got back from her great grandads funeral, and I was humming Robbie Williams "I hope I'm old before I die". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LitleMermaid Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I was once caught out humming a very inappropriate tune but it wasn't on purpose it was just n my head at the time. My OH had just got back from her great grandads funeral, and I was humming Robbie Williams "I hope I'm old before I die". :hihi: Bet you got right done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyM Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I only laugh inappropriately when I see a bunch of birds kicking a ball around in Millhouses Park. What kind of birds? A bunch of actual birds playing football would be quite amusing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treatment Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 What kind of birds? A bunch of actual birds playing football would be quite amusing! I meant girls, sorry. My hot date has got me on edge today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj.scuba Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 :hihi: Bet you got right done! That is putting it mildly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millhouses24 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I meant girls, sorry. My hot date has got me on edge today. Good luck . Two tips to help you.... 1. Women like "hard" men so get into a fight with the first bloke you see. She will be impressed with your manliness. 2. Women like men to show their affection. Unfortunately, British people find it impossible to show genuine emotion unless they are sloshed or it's the World Cup. So get sloshed. Then fall asleep on her knee whilst groping bits of her and saying "....i find you very shexy.... Post to let us know how you get on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treatment Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Good luck . Two tips to help you.... 1. Women like "hard" men so get into a fight with the first bloke you see. She will be impressed with your manliness. 2. Women like men to show their affection. Unfortunately, British people find it impossible to show genuine emotion unless they are sloshed or it's the World Cup. So get sloshed. Then fall asleep on her knee whilst groping bits of her and saying "....i find you very shexy.... Post to let us know how you get on Many thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I was at work once, on the reception desk, and there were some people waiting to see the boss. A colleague passed and told me that another colleague had died. I laughed, and i don't know why! It was really embarrassing! It was many years ago, and i have never forgotten it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peak-polly Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I was in asda about five years ago, sat waiting for a woman to reverse her fiesta into a parking space....after about 20 attempts the bloke behind me (who had been going nuts) got out of his car, walked upto the woman and asked if she wanted him to park it for her, she agreed. I winced as i heard the crunch as the berk reversed it straight into a concrete bollard thingy. Certainly not funny for the poor woman who's car it was, but i wet myself helplessly at the now not so cocky blokes red face.... I was also at my aunts funeral. Sat next to me was my dear gran who proceeded to fart through the entire ceremony, needless to say the tears that were rolling down my cheeks were not ones of sorrow.....(my mum still says i should have been shot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John X Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I just know i am in trouble for even starting this thread going so am going to apologise to John X now and while i am at it i am also sorry about your sisters hamster, you dad nearly breaking his neck when he tripped, you banging your head on the headboard and all the other times i have collapsed in fits of howling laughter at your misfortunes :hihi: I'm not too bothered about you laughing innappropriately at the time, as that seems to be a bizarre nervous reaction. It's when I remind you of things you laugh inappropriately at, that instead of being embarrassed or apologising, you start off with fits of laughter again! John X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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