norks Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 Pass the sick bag Alice. :hihi: :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tess Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Eugh guys! Sickening! Please keep it to PM's before I hurl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treatment Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Good luck . Two tips to help you.... 1. Women like "hard" men so get into a fight with the first bloke you see. She will be impressed with your manliness. 2. Women like men to show their affection. Unfortunately, British people find it impossible to show genuine emotion unless they are sloshed or it's the World Cup. So get sloshed. Then fall asleep on her knee whilst groping bits of her and saying "....i find you very shexy.... Post to let us know how you get on In a word, well three to be exact, I bottled it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norks Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 I laughed inapproriately at a guy singing outside my house last night.. he was gorgeous too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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