epiphany Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Am I the only one who has never done anything bad when drunk? John X Don't think I have anything to report either. If I drink too much I just get to that point where I want to go home, eat a kebab and listen to heavy metal really loud. Oh and I would never use my teddy to clean up vomit. He's not machine washable for a start!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jk09 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I stopped drinking awhile ago, powerful chemicals that destory humans physical and mentally is not really my thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babooshka Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I disgraced myself in Napolean's about 18 months ago at 3am after a night out on the beer/wine/cocktails (you get the idea).. My companion thought it may be a good idea for me to eat seeing as though I had a reached a point where I could barely see, let alone speak. Food came. Ate half a chip. Threw up all over my plate, and was promptly escorted off the premises by my elbow. Needless to say, I have not been back since. Classy bird, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John X Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 and listen to heavy metal really loud. Isn't that a bad thing in itself? John X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babooshka Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Jabber, just read your post. Hilarious. How did you come back from that faux pas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Isn't that a bad thing in itself? John X Noooo it's wonderfully cathartic. Lets all those negative emotions out safely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testydonkey Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 *Memo to self. Never even think about going out for a drink with Jabbers.* Why? He sounds like he knows how to have a good time. Can't think of the worst at the moment but one of the things i have done was drop my TV onto my laptop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testydonkey Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Oh probably fell asleep during sex. Musn't have been for long cos I woke up and she was still going and obviously hadnt noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Swing round a lampost in town saying to a policeman " Im not as think as you drunk I am" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millhouses24 Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 Oh probably fell asleep during sex. Musn't have been for long cos I woke up and she was still going and obviously hadnt noticed Have we gone out? Many, many years ago, when my ex-fiance and I first met , I lived on the other side of London to him so it was always a bit of a chore working out when we could spend nights together. Out with friends, me planning to go home, he was very charmingly drunk, and very persuasive. "Darling, I wanna you to come back to mine, I love you, pleash let me make passionate love to you, can't bear to be without you...." How could a girl refuse? Three hours later... Me sitting watching one of his man DVDs thinking "I need to get on the first Tube home in abour four hours so I can change for work". Him, asleep . Waking up occasionally to say "I lovesh you please come to bed". No sex. Christ I like being single . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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