pattricia Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Have we gone out? Many, many years ago, when my ex-fiance and I first met , I lived on the other side of London to him so it was always a bit of a chore working out when we could spend nights together. Out with friends, me planning to go home, he was very charmingly drunk, and very persuasive. "Darling, I wanna you to come back to mine, I love you, pleash let me make passionate love to you, can't bear to be without you...." How could a girl refuse? Three hours later... Me sitting watching one of his man DVDs thinking "I need to get on the first Tube home in abour four hours so I can change for work". Him, asleep . Waking up occasionally to say "I lovesh you please come to bed". No sex. Christ I like being single . How Id love to meet millhouses24, are you going to the meet this Friday ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testydonkey Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Have we gone out? Not that I know of...how old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millhouses24 Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 How Id love to meet millhouses24, are you going to the meet this Friday ? Would have loved to but I'm a bit tied up this weekend Not that I know of...how old are you? It was a joke, as I suspect most women have had the whole drunk bloke passing out/falling asleep on them experience I'm pretty certain we haven't met unless you're an ex-East Londoner in which case can I please have my towels back and can I take you up on that offer to buy me a flat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testydonkey Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 can I please have my towels back and can I take you up on that offer to buy me a flat? You can have your towels back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babooshka Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I suspect most women have had the whole drunk bloke passing out/falling asleep on them experience Yep, had that happen, too. Wild times, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Jabber, just read your post. Hilarious. How did you come back from that faux pas? I`m not sure that I have. The OH`s parents have a very nasty way of waiting for years to get their revenge and since then I`ve been a bag of nerves waiting for the hammer to fall. We were supposed to have got married in 2004 but I bottled out because the stag night would be the perfect opportunity to get revenge. I`d probably end up naked on a plane bound for Moscow or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Would have loved to but I'm a bit tied up this weekend It was a joke, as I suspect most women have had the whole drunk bloke passing out/falling asleep on them experience I'm pretty certain we haven't met unless you're an ex-East Londoner in which case can I please have my towels back and can I take you up on that offer to buy me a flat? Tied up this weekend are you ? Anything kinky ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Yep, had that happen, too. Wild times, huh? I cant think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Tied up this weekend are you ? Anything kinky ? I'm not letting her out of her cage this weekend. She's been bad. Very bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycamore66j Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 back in the mid 80,s i wolk up one morning after a rum drinking contest the previous night. during the night i had been sick and it was everywhere, up the wall, allover the bed and the pillow was stuck to my head. what made it worse was the fact that i had a full beard at the time. luckily for me my mum & dad were at work and i managed to get the whole mess cleaned up. but the thought of my beard full of set sick will live with me for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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