Amaranthus Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Imagine... you want to start a family but your sperm ain't up to the job. You and your woman go to sperm bank... you're slightly apprehensive but are assured all is well and that donors go through a strict screening programme, BUT that's just for health reasons. All goes well and nine months down the line the baby is ready to pop out. You rush to the hospital full of excitement... here it is, your baby has arrived and it's a boy!... but wait... He has squinty eyes and has buck teeth. He will also be bald by the time he's 20, but that surprise can wait... Would you be disappointed and want to return him to the sperm shop for a refund? Well, would you?? **NOTE** This is meant to be tongue-in-cheek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Buck teeth??? Yep...get it back pronto. Is it Ginger btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaranthus Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 Buck teeth??? Yep...get it back pronto. Is it Ginger btw? Well... yes. I didn't want to offend jabbers by saying so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Imagine... you want to start a family but your sperm ain't up to the job. You and your woman go to sperm bank... you're slightly apprehensive but are assured all is well and that donors go through a strict screening programme, BUT that's just for health reasons. All goes well and nine months down the line the baby is ready to pop out. You rush to the hospital full of excitement... here it is, your baby has arrived and it's a boy!... but wait... He has squinty eyes and has buck teeth. He will also be bald by the time he's 20, but that surprise can wait... Would you be disappointed and want to return him to the sperm shop for a refund? Well, would you?? I would love my child no matter what he/she came out as. People who judged my child on its looks would obviously be shallow in everyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaranthus Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 I would love my child no matter what he/she came out as. People who judged my child on its looks would obviously be shallow in everyway. But do you think it would be better if the munters were banned from the sperm banks in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendyman Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 But do you think it would be better if the munters were banned from the sperm banks in the first place? you would have to move away from parsons cross to find a good looking sperm im afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 But do you think it would be better if the munters were banned from the sperm banks in the first place? Are you suggesting we ban ugly persons from a sperm bank? What if mr ugly produces healthy children, and mr good looking doesn't? surely its more then just looks to consider:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaranthus Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 Are you suggesting we ban ugly persons from a sperm bank? What if mr ugly produces healthy children, and mr good looking doesn't? surely its more then just looks to consider:confused: Yes, but would you rather have ugly and healthy spawn or good-looking and healthy spawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippyzag1 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 you usually find that ugly people produce good lookin kids..and good looking people have not so good lookin kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaranthus Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 you usually find that ugly people produce good lookin kids..and good looking people have not so good lookin kids... No, you don't... Munters breed munters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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