Agent Orange Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Shouldn't this be in the pets forum Noooooo... it would be wasted on them. You have to have a humour bypass to enter that group, or so I hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weazel2006 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 put a razorblade on the back of the cats neck, put some tape over one side as to not hurt the cat, next time ben -dover budgie gets frisky....grated parot parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highfields Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 How do I stop parrot from having sex with back of cats head? Spoilsport it's only after some 'P**sy' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sccsux Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 How can I stop the parrot from doing this, any ideas? Keep the cat outside (after all, it's what most cat owners do anyway)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millhouses24 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Take them down the registry office, things that are married don't have sex with each other . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieboy Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Parrots are inteligent creatures and uderstand a lot of spoken language but occasionally they missinterpret words. So, stop refering to your cat as pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
convert Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I'm looking after my sisters pet cat, and the cat has come to our home to stay. The Parrot is a free spirit, and appears to be finding himself attracted to the cat. Initially the parrot walks around the cat with a "I'd like to see you having a shower" kind of look and paws the cat with its feet. The parrot then climbs onto the cat and onto the back of its head, and then begins to mate with the back of the cats head. The Parrot holds on with its beak, and as a result is biting the cat. If the cat moves, it gets its ears pecked. How can I stop the parrot from doing this, any ideas? Robby, How can you be so 'animalist'? What have you got against inter species breeding? It's quite normal you know. Can I ask are the cat and parrot a 'same sex' couple? If so have you considered applying to the Government for a grant to allow them to adopt a kitten ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sccsux Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Parrots are inteligent creatures and uderstand a lot of spoken language but occasionally they missinterpret words. So, stop refering to your cat as pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geocol Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 If the parrot had tried it on with our psychopathic cat, there would have immediately been plenty of ruffled feathers, such that if the parrot was still alive when the cat had finished with it, it would barely be able to fly let alone fornicate..... which I have just noticed Basult previously alluded to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesey Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I'm looking after my sisters pet cat, and the cat has come to our home to stay. The Parrot is a free spirit, and appears to be finding himself attracted to the cat. Initially the parrot walks around the cat with a "I'd like to see you having a shower" kind of look and paws the cat with its feet. The parrot then climbs onto the cat and onto the back of its head, and then begins to mate with the back of the cats head. The Parrot holds on with its beak, and as a result is biting the cat. If the cat moves, it gets its ears pecked. How can I stop the parrot from doing this, any ideas? Robby is the absolute master in respect of unusual posts, long may it continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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