ValleyBoy Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Every where you go , you get creepy flirting [ both ways ] , but where do you think it is worst ? , i find it particulary annoying , when i am in the queue , at a supermarket checkout , having to listen , to some 40 odd year old , trying to chat up a teenager on the till . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Where do you shop? Never seen a 40 year old chat up a teen. Worst place to flirt is at a funeral, especially if it's with the... er... actually better not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Chatted up a waitress (uni student) at Yankees. I was 41....best 8 weeks after ever. Never mind, your turn will come, not if you listen in though. Perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Flirting is harmless fun. There is nothing wrong with it as long as you don't overstep the mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxforcefive Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 At a bar/pub/club No I don't want to phone my mother No I haven't dropped from heaven Yes I do come here often and most certainly you can buy me a drink if you promise to <removed> off after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 At a bar/pub/club No I don't want to phone my mother No I haven't dropped from heaven Yes I do come here often and most certainly you can buy me a drink if you promise to <removed> off after. Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful eyes? Smell my cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millhouses24 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful eyes? Smell my cheese. That's just amateurish I am the expert on Slimy Flirting. For me, it's all about the body language. What I do rather than what I say. I stare at them, licking my lips. I touch them in a "slightly inappropriate but not quite sexual harassment" fashion. I sniff them, then I rub the front of my skirt suggestively with a damp, sweaty hand. You have a lot to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalman Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Which till number are you on then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 That's just amateurish I am the expert on Slimy Flirting. For me, it's all about the body language. What I do rather than what I say. I stare at them, licking my lips. I touch them in a "slightly inappropriate but not quite sexual harassment" fashion. I sniff them, then I rub the front of my skirt suggestively with a damp, sweaty hand. You have a lot to learn. Hmmm *bites lip*. I read somewhere the "skirt waft" also sends out a rather pungent signal. All you need now is the gentle whisper of Sir David Attenborough narrating this mating initiation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikmouse Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Im just one big flirt. I cant help it. In not good looking, rich or famous but i just cant help it and it always seems to raise a smile If nothing else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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