Sir_Nigel Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Ladies and gentlemen who congregate here can I tempt you away from your liquor and beer? I have gathered my works in a prominent tome to be read at your leisure by the fire at home. You might turn away with indifference or scorn ignoring this upstart so poor and forlorn But this struggling poet has offspring to feed who keenly await a benevolent deed piously praying that God will provide ‘cos they ain’t had a meal since Michelmastide ‘Shall we eat tonight father?’ asks the youngest of seven ‘and will mummy gaze down from her new home in heaven?’ ‘And shall we yet slumber in soft feather beds with a warm humble cottage over our heads?’ Oh what should I say to poor malnourished Tim? If you don’t want to do it for me - think of him. Cursory Rhymes available on Lulu http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=773603 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Nigel Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 Did I mention that each copy comes with a voucher for 30p off at Poundstretcher and a complimentary lemon scented hand wipe? But only for the first 5,012 customers. Don’t delay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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