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Like Farslad said it takes 5 mins to have a shower in a morning, it must be laziness!

 

It's that bad you can go into the toilet 15 mins after he's been in there and the smell's still lingering!

 

I guess its more a problem for people working in an office than outdoors as the smell as room to breathe?

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Why not bring it up in general conversation at break? Somrehing along the lines of 'Went into a pub last week and this hot weather is making some people REALLY smelly...maybe their mates should have a word with them because I don't think they realise'

May make him/her review their personal hygiene.

I think that's the only way you can do it without being really hurtful and embarrassing him.

 

We had a similar situation... and at the pub I said something along the lines of:

"There's this guy I know who showers 4 times a day every day! Surely that's a bit OTT??!! Don't most people only shower every morning?! That's got me paranoid now that I must be a bit smelly to him, cos I only shower once a day..."

 

I kinda hoped that the "only" once a day might be a good hint... and got other people to chip in about how often they showered 'to make me feel better' ;)

...but it backfired cos this guy said he showered every morning :roll:

 

I think sometimes it's not just the showering but if you have a shower then put on unwashed clothes they could be the culprit of the smell??

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I think that's the only way you can do it without being really hurtful and embarrassing him.

 

We had a similar situation... and at the pub I said something along the lines of:

"There's this guy I know who showers 4 times a day every day! Surely that's a bit OTT??!! Don't most people only shower every morning?! That's got me paranoid now that I must be a bit smelly to him, cos I only shower once a day..."

 

I kinda hoped that the "only" once a day might be a good hint... and got other people to chip in about how often they showered 'to make me feel better' ;)

...but it backfired cos this guy said he showered every morning :roll:

 

I think sometimes it's not just the showering but if you have a shower then put on unwashed clothes they could be the culprit of the smell??

 

If that's the case, perhaps a conversation on the lines of.............

 

'Do you have a washing machine?'

 

Yes

 

'Well why don't you try using it once in a bleeding while!'

 

Or is that a little too abrupt?

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If that's the case, perhaps a conversation on the lines of.............

 

'Do you have a washing machine?'

 

Yes

 

'Well why don't you try using it once in a bleeding while!'

 

Or is that a little too abrupt?

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You're MEAN!

 

I must admit I was a bit tipsy at the time and it was all I could do not to gasp "Really?! You shower every day??!! I don't believe you!" :o

 

Funnily enough he doesn't smell so much anymore... so maybe the "I shower every day" was a fib to save face, but it did sink in really...

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:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

You're MEAN!

 

I must admit I was a bit tipsy at the time and it was all I could do not to gasp "Really?! You shower every day??!! I don't believe you!" :o

 

Funnily enough he doesn't smell so much anymore... so maybe the "I shower every day" was a fib to save face, but it did sink in really...

 

Ha so coming into work half cut and strolling up and saying 'You stink' is another option then!

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There are 4 stinkies at my place of work

On has **** breath and BO, another has BO that can make youre eyes water at 100 paces, one more seems to think coming into work in clothes he hasent washed for over a week is such a fab idea in this heat and the last is just a rank scrubber who thinks nothing of goin for a tomtit before lunch an not washin thier hands.

Oh we also have another who eats and smell like a pig!!

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There are 4 stinkies at my place of work

On has **** breath and BO, another has BO that can make youre eyes water at 100 paces, one more seems to think coming into work in clothes he hasent washed for over a week is such a fab idea in this heat and the last is just a rank scrubber who thinks nothing of goin for a tomtit before lunch an not washin thier hands.

Oh we also have another who eats and smell like a pig!!

Where the hell do you work??!! Sounds awful!
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There are 4 stinkies at my place of work

On has **** breath and BO, another has BO that can make youre eyes water at 100 paces, one more seems to think coming into work in clothes he hasent washed for over a week is such a fab idea in this heat and the last is just a rank scrubber who thinks nothing of goin for a tomtit before lunch an not washin thier hands.

Oh we also have another who eats and smell like a pig!!

 

Ha quality! Where do you work!? I'm guessing Aldi or its the staff room at school!

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