Majestic Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I took my wife for a pub/ restaurant sort of meal last Saturday. It was a massive pub with a big eating area. We sat at a table for 4 people as there was lots of room. It was lunchtime, around 1-45pm. We had settled with our drinks and had ordered food when a group of around 8 coffin dodgers walked into the pub. My wife and I had been working all week and just wished to sit and eat avoiding each others company, yet aware of its presence for a while. (couples who have been together for some years will comprehend that:hihi:) Anyhow to cut a long story short, although there were many spare seats in the pub the coffin dodgers attempted to encroach upon us . Before they sat down however I begun making high pitched noises and flailing my arms. It worked! They about turned and sat elsewhere believing that I was a looney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3659 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I do a similar thing on Easy jet flights. Sit down in an empty row of three seats on the isle and start coughing and sneezing. It works every time.:hihi:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 I do a similar thing on Easy jet flights. Sit down in an empty row of three seats on the isle and start coughing and sneezing. It works every time.:hihi:.. Anything is better that enduring unwanted company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forumosaurus Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Just tell them you got the flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Just tell them you got the flu That would not be as much fun, plus one may get ejected from the establishment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyPurple Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Clever I use the diseased manoeuvre - I have the grottiest tissue you have ever seen in your life screwed up in my bag. If we are ever approached, I pull out said tissue, blow my nose as loudly as I can then sniff and do that groany sigh that you do when you are dying of flu ....works every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forumosaurus Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 That would not be as much fun, plus one may get ejected from the establishment? Alright I was just suggesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanerothyme Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Just stencil the word "SOCIOPATH" on your forehead, leave no-one in any doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Just stencil the word "SOCIOPATH" on your forehead, leave no-one in any doubt. But surely that would attract semiliterate and illiterate coffin dodgers as they would sit near you to ask what it means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanerothyme Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 We're all coffin dodgers dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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