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If cow is beef, then what is cat??


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I would rather have pigeon crap on my garden than cat crap! The pigeons where I live are clean animals, not the scrubby things you see limping around sheffield city centre!

I wish it was a Peregrine Falcon nesting in my tree, then the cat would be thinking twice before it played it's stupid games!

 

We have an ostrich nest in one of our trees!:roll:

I make sure to park the car well away from it!:suspect:

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Cows are made of beef

Pigs are made of pork

Sheep are made of lamb

All other animals are made of chicken.Snake,crocodile,ostrich,guinea pig and presumably cat, all taste of chicken.

 

I've just caught the little <romoved> crapping on my garden!!!:rant:

I don't think it will be coming back in a hurry this time though! 1 crap too many little moggy:hihi:

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SO....what did you do to it?:suspect:

 

I ca't possibly say on here. I don't think it will come back though, if it does I've got more bullets left.....:o

 

I'm kidding ofcause!................ or am I?:suspect:

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