alex3659 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 You could adopt the Muslim practice of hovering precariously in the sky above the toilet thereby making the seat redundant. The Council will probably give you points for your embrace of cross cultural practices too. Sounds like a win win situation to me. If the seat won't stay up they would be dropping a log on the seat with your plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritPat Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 You could adopt the Muslim practice of hovering precariously in the sky above the toilet thereby making the seat redundant. The Council will probably give you points for your embrace of cross cultural practices too. Sounds like a win win situation to me. If the seat won't stay up they would be dropping a log on the seat with your plan. I did point out that the seat would be redundant and could therefore be removed. Your point does of course highlight the urgency to remove the seat should such an inclusive plan be adopted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3659 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I did point out that the seat would be redundant and could therefore be removed. Nowt about being removed.. Keep yer happy head on it's meant to be humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritPat Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Nowt about being removed.. Keep yer happy head on it's meant to be humour. I know see above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3659 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I know see above Well edited Pat, try to keep pace. You are of course now correct. What a novel idea.:hihi::hihi:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treatment Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 council have put a now toilet in and the seat will not stop up any ideas would help thanks What about two strips of Velcrose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritPat Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Well edited Pat, try to keep pace. You are of course now correct. What a novel idea.:hihi::hihi:. I do try but a poor simple soul such as I finds it difficult to keep pace with the author of the saga of the disappearing shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 What about two strips of Velcrose. :hihi: Make sure no hairy bits get too close when you're sitting on the seat ... Some of those hairs are very long indeed! (The roots go right up to your eyeballs ... as you'll find out if the hairs get caught on the Velcro.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3659 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I do try but a poor simple soul such as I finds it difficult to keep pace with the author of the saga of the disappearing shirt :hihi:, I still can't find it Pat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3659 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I do try but a poor simple soul such as I finds it difficult to keep pace with the author of the saga of the disappearing shirt I have lost one of my flip flops and can't work out which one it is. Have I lost my flip? Have I lost my flop? Have I now got a flip flip? Or is it a flop flop. :confused::confused:. Help. Heres another mystery for us to solve Pat, you may like this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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