*_ash_* Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 What's another word for a synonym? :hihi: I had to 'thesaurus' that one to check, and even it can't bring up a one word answer. edit... that led me to 'thesaurus' 'thesaurus', and it can't find a one word answer to that either Crap thesauri! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotoKarate Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 How do snow plough drivers get to work in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghozer Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Not quite one liners, but I still like them ( mostly cause I made them up... they are in my sig too ) Life is a tool, use it wisely and properly.. Don't break it, because you can't exchange it if you do. -- Me, 2010 Life is an instrument, it needs regular cleaning, maintenance and tuning to keep it at its best. -- Me, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treatment Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Go grab Gary's gear - Gary Shandling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickycheese Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Not sure where I got this from but “No one ever laid on their deathbed and wished they had spent more time at work”. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truman Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? When we send something in a car it's a shipment but when we put it on a ship it's cargo.. Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drascalmel Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 my grandad.. when asked where he was going he would always say "gonna see a man about a dog" funnily enough he never come home with a dog! not sure if its a one liner, but its brought back fond memories of my much loved grandad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drascalmel Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 a few of my faves, he who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame! behind every bitch is a man who made her that way! beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1881! if people talk behind your back, it only means you are 2 steps ahead! the nicest thing about the future, is that it will always start tommorow.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxforcefive Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 You've got 2 ears and 1 gob, so listen twice as much as you talk! (overheard some rough woman saying that to her kid and found it amusing) You're probably a really nice guy, but you come across as a bit of a banker (me to a bloke a few years ago, he then fell in love with me:hihi:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 A problem shared is one more person to laugh at you. Why aren't "Caution, blind people crossing" signs in Braille? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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