truman Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 "I thought Reading was a town in Berkshire, until I discovered libraries." That reminds me of.. I thought cirrhosis was a type of cloud until I discovered Smirnoff.... (a take off of an old vodka ad.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobster Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 strangely strange but oddly normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUZZIOWL Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 strangely strange but oddly normal i'll bet not many folk on here know that ' Doctor Strangely Strange ' made an album with that title.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frohike Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Never rub another man's rhubarb. - Joker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eater Sundae Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longcol Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 i'll bet not many folk on here know that ' Doctor Strangely Strange ' made an album with that title.... People on their way say "there you go". (Must be just my sense of timing). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esme Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 a personal favourite and one time signature some days it's just not worth the effort of chewing through the straps - Emo Philips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbonyBranch Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 a personal favourite and one time signature some days it's just not worth the effort of chewing through the straps - Emo Philips Emo Philips is the king of clever, twisted one liners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 "We all s**t in the same pot!" "like a rat up a drainpipe" "like s**t off a shovel" When i was little and people used to say "it's a bit black o'er Bills mothers" I used to think they were talking about my grandmothers house, as my dad was called Bill! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimay Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. Atributed to Dick Van Dyke on a card from my OH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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