*binty* Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I have a million embarrasing moments! The most embarrasing has to be my mum walking in on me having sex Second will be - thinking I was all clever at school and climbing up the hill instead of the steps to the building - in the snow!! And slipping halfway up and not being able to get up and just sliding down the snowy sludgy hill trying to grab onto grass. I was only year 8 and got the **** took outta be for ages, my trousers look like I'd pooed myself And only a few weeks back I dropped my purse in Tesco and it must have had a few quid in pennies and they went everywhere, and I didnt care about the money cos obviously they were pennies but had to pick everyone up with 2 rather sexy shop assistants helping me! Oh the shame! I think i'd die i'f my mum walked in on me while i was having sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sufc_tom Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I have a million embarrasing moments! The most embarrasing has to be my mum walking in on me having sex Top lass for admitting to that, Well done! We all have embarassing moments...Remember ages ago my mate persuaded me out on a thursday in leadmill despite having severe flu, got dancing with a very pretty lady only for a big gob of snot to spurt out my nose...That night I cursed the size of that building! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooty Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Sunshine - Oh no! I bet that was abit awkward! sufc_tom - thats disgusting! lol! I can't think of one of mine atm, but theres plenty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-lioness Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 The most embarrasing has to be my mum walking in on me having sex To be honest I dont know how anyone could even think of having sex whilst their parents are in the house - all a bit too close for me , mind u I have my own house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeyoujimmy Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 My little sister was visting from Edinburgh the weekend before her 18th birthday, me being the kind, caring big sister that i am i decided to make it one to remeber and what better way to kick off the weekend than by meeting her at Donny train station with a dozen brightly coloured 18th helium balloons. First i had the embarrassment of carrying them through meadowhall then the problem of getting them in the car, when they were all in safely we headed off to meet her at the station. Arrived at Doncaster station 10 mins before her train was due to pull in, got a space and proceeded into the station found her platform and headed to it getting a couple of funny looks along the way. I was stood with my balloons at the platform and 2 mins before the train came in along came the station master. I smiled at him as he walked up to me and he smiled backed and asked "what are you doing with your balloons?" i nearly fell over, what the hell did he think i was doing with them?! I explained the occasion then came his reply "i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you to move, as your balloons are over 9 foot (which for the record they weren't) there is a chance that the over head power lines could blow you up when a train goes past". Trying not to wet myself laughing i kindly asked if i could stand really far back from the wall and hold them down, but no, "i'm going to have to ask you to stand in the central area between the platforms", (thus ruining the plan of my sis stepping off the train to a bunch of balloons and being mortified), realising he wasn't going to let it go, i said i'd go, but oh no, that wasn't enough, he escorted me and my balloons out of the way through a busy train station the tables were turned and i was left mortifed and believe you me, my sisters train couldn't come in quick enough :blush: :blush: :blush: still wish i'd asked him how many people with balloons he'd seen being blown up.... Anyone care to share their embarrassing stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlsChick Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Thats a cracker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brailz Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 We're you left feeling a little deflated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeyoujimmy Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 We you left feeling a little deflated? :DNice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowefan Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 on my first date with my now partner, I tried to pay for our first meal together with the only bank card I took out with me! the waiter laughed when I gave it to him "we don't take sainsbury's saver cards sir" he said!!! ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rod Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 on my first date with my now partner, On my first date aged 17, with the girl who later turned out to be my wife, I took her to a fancy restaurant - and did my best to project an air of suave sophistication.... When my steak arrived, chatting animatedly, I grabbed the peppermill and turned it enthusiastically over my plate. Unfortunately, I'm lefthanded, and obviously turned it the wrong way, cos it came all unscrewed and a shower of little cogs, springs, nuts, bolts and sundry parts, along with unground peppercorns, sprinkled in a cascade over my dinner. I could feel myself going red..... Mary collapsed with the giggles... but that sort of broke the ice... All turned out well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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