Most embarrassing moment!

[bobby p]

i used to be a car mechanic,one saturday morning i started work early and as i opened the workshop gates heard what sounded like a baby crying in the woods nearby. so off i walk to investigate through the long wet grass as the noise gradually trailed away.thinking it must have been a fox i go back to the works ,wet through to the skin from the morning dew. so i decide to strip off my clothes and dry them by the spaceheater. sitting bollock naked on a plastic chair my ears werent sensitive enough to hear the arrival of the local gas- bag couple as they came into the works! OOOOOOOO