grgrsmth Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 15. Those jagged yellow lines are only there for decoration. 16. Feel free to leave your engine running, it'll make the kids get used to how polluted the world will be in 30 years time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddie Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 12. When there is a big sign on the school gate, saying PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN FRONT OF THE GATE, go ahead, do it anyway, your on the school run. Buy a bigger car then ram 'em. I did that much to my shame I had parked in my 4x4. A yummy mummy parked behind me for "a second" I peeped and beeped then slammed it into reverse and when after 5 minutes she didn't appear, reversed so hard it shunted the car back, did I care? No, do I regret it... no once again. Did i feel embarrassed once again no. ... would i do it again? Not sure really.(They migh call the police the next time!) Satisfaction feeling 11/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogs Of War Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 17 . remember that even if you only live 200 yards from the school , under no circumstances should you make your bone idle fat kids walk to school and get some excersize. you should get the 4x4 out and cause as much congestion outside the school as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perplexed Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 18. When your obnoxious brat chucks crud out of the window, this is cute. Because he/she is yours. Everyone else's child is a thug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiSiSi Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 20. A home time it doesn't matter if you just about block the road by parallel parking opposite someone else, because you're both on the school run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogs Of War Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 21 remember ,when on the school run , you own the road and no parking restrictions or laws of the highway apply to you . 22 you will see yellow zig zag lines outside the school gates . where ever you see these it means that is a designated area to park your 4x4 BECAUSE YOU ARE ON THE SCHOOL RUN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danniuk2000 Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I have a 4x4!!! Hardly ever use it for the school run though!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glennis Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 23: Pull out into the bus lane on the Ecclesall Rd, in large 4 x 4, stop bus very sharply, take ages to reverse back into the said side road, because you are on the school run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sistahiss Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 24. You must ensure that if someone in front of you stops to allow someone to cross the road you go around them at full speed and knock the pedestrian over because they are stupid and do not know the rules of the school run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janedel Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 OMG I am so not looking forward to my son starting school. What a total mare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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