SiSiSi Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 25. Using your mobile phone is perfectly legal when on the school run. 26. Using your mirror as an aid to applying make-up or combing hair is recommended when on the school run, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftlad Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 27. when you come to a line of cars on the main road so you have to stop. dont forget to block anyone that may want to come out of a side road, no matter which direction they need to go, because your school run is much more important than anyone who may be late for work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxforcefive Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 28. Don't worry if you feel a thud on your bumper, it's probably just one of the poor children who clog up the pavement walking during the school run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj.scuba Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 29. Don't worry about anybody in front of you, your 4x4 is big enough to run over them because you are on the school run. After wrapping around the wheels they will eventually fall off. Turn on the wipers to clear any blood off the windscreen, which should also move any loose limbs. 30. Don't park outside the school gates. Drive through the school gates, run all the kids over, ram raid your 4x4 through one of the external walls so your child can get straight into your 4x4, because you are on the school run. Mow down a few more on the way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grgrsmth Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 31. For the few kids that are left, leave massive tyre marks on the school playground, because that will give them hours of enjoyment. 32. Complain about potholes all the way there. And then all the way back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aries22 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 33. When it is raining, snowing or just cold, you are allowed to stop at the school door rather than the gate, thus ensuring no colds or flu are spread around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olilew Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 34. if you can't get your 4x4 parked on the zig-zags bang outside the school door, just park it up a bit over somebodys drive. they won't mind that you've blocked them in/out, you're on the school run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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