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27. when you come to a line of cars on the main road so you have to stop. dont forget to block anyone that may want to come out of a side road, no matter which direction they need to go, because your school run is much more important than anyone who may be late for work

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29. Don't worry about anybody in front of you, your 4x4 is big enough to run over them because you are on the school run. After wrapping around the wheels they will eventually fall off. Turn on the wipers to clear any blood off the windscreen, which should also move any loose limbs.

 

30. Don't park outside the school gates. Drive through the school gates, run all the kids over, ram raid your 4x4 through one of the external walls so your child can get straight into your 4x4, because you are on the school run. Mow down a few more on the way out.

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31. For the few kids that are left, leave massive tyre marks on the school playground, because that will give them hours of enjoyment.

32. Complain about potholes all the way there. And then all the way back.

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